politicaleeincorrect:

alpacayothings:

socratesale:

llorrny:

sleeping:

prayerss:

You’d be surprised ho w much you dont know about

WhAT

These are some awesome shit

are we going to ignore that Jensen Ackles was used as an example for premature ejaculation

OMG hahahaha Jensen 

ernbarassing:

person:”that shows so stupid”

me:

i-like-pigeons:

Things that I write:

• Sins

Things that I don’t write:

• Tragedies

Things people haven’t heard of

• Closing the god damn door

Things the Bride is:

• A whore

Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: 

• This Place

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

ectoproctologist:

timothydelaghetto:

defuzzification:

entertainingwealthybitches:

90sdefect:

ghdos:

the4mat:

andross:

Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago?

He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.

The hell you want him to say?

“young black man”

“African American chap”

“Young Brutha”

“beautiful chocolate fellows”

“Nutella flavored Mandingo warrior”

“Old sport”

jvu-the-breakdown:

two beautiful shinobi stand before me. but only one can be konoha’s next top hokage

Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

namsblog:

m-e-n-a-c-e:

This hurt my heart so much.. I can’t even..

My heart just dropped

death-by-lulz:

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

laugh-addict:

impsexual:

Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~

By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.

I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.

kindlyconfused:

For some time back, I have had a ‘headcanon’ that the swedish chocolate brand Marabou is in fact the real version of Willy Wonka’s brand.

I mean LOOK AT IT
Besides, there are many varieties, and some of them are a bit creative?

FURTHERMORE

THAT UPSIDE-DOWN…